N O T  P A U L  S I M O N

Well Frank Lunney woke, and he rolled out of bed
And he ran to the breakfast station.
When Cantor found out, he began to pout
At the dedicated mastication.
Should be against the law.
Should be against the law.
What Marty Cantor saw,
Should be against the law.
Well Charnock looks down and spit on the ground
Every time Farber’s name gets mentioned.
And Harry said, “Roy, you should smack that boy,
That’ll be the right ounce of prevention.”
We’re on our way, don’t know quite where we’re going.
We’re on our way. Might take some time but we’ll get there.
Goodbye Ditto! Goodbye Toner!
See you, me and my fanboys down at the Corflu.
See you, me and my fanboys down at the Corflu.
In a couple of days they give the FAAN awards away,
But Hooper told us who got plenty.
So when Jay Kinney stood to get his award
It’s already in File 770.
We’re on our way, don’t know just where we’re going.
We’re on our way. Might take some time but we’ll get there.
Goodbye Ditto! Goodbye Toner!
See you, me and my fanboys down at the Corflu.
See you, me and my fanboys down at the Corflu…